Despicable Airlines (AirTran)
The morning was off to a great start. My wife and I had packed everything the night before and had a good night’s sleep. My buddy had arrived early to give us a ride to the airport and brought coffee and donuts. We were on our way to Florida for a Disney Cruise with our two boys to celebrate my return home from Afghanistan. The trip my wife and I have been planning and talking about since I arrived in Kabul a year ago was finally here.
It all went south when we arrived at the AirTran counter and attempted to check our bags. Carmen Ortiz was the not so friendly attendant that informed us our bags were oversized and there would be a fee. She had the tape measure out and said the bags measured 63 inches and the max size is 62 inches. The bags were under the weight requirement, it was just the size. I asked how much this was going to cost us. She said $59 per bag. This is in addition to the $20 per checked bag. I asked if the $59 per bag was for round trip or just one way. Ms Ortiz said it was one way, and that if we wanted to bring the bags back, it would cost us another $59 per bags on the return flight. (ugh… I don’t think she knew she was being absurd)
I was disgusted and powerless. AirTran appeared to know they had my family by the stones, and did not appear to have any qualms about exploiting the situation. If this was another industry or purchase, I could take my business elsewhere if I was dissatisfied, but because our family vacation depended on getting to Florida on time, and there was no way for me to schedule another flight or get my money refunded, I was stuck with the fee. I asked Carmen if this came with lubricant… She was not amused. Another AirTran worker had just checked a bag that appeared larger than ours, but had not charged any additional fees. He asked if there was anything he could do for me. I again asked for lubricant. He laughed and suggested the hand sanitizer may burn a bit.
I called 1-800-Air-Tran and talked to AirTran customer service. They suggested I talk to the manager at the counter because they are able to waive the fee. When I returned to the counter Ms Ortiz explained that she was the manager and said there wasn’t anything she could do. I didn’t believe her, but was out of options. I took down her name and hoped to resolve this later.
What a way to start off our family vacation. If I had known AirTran was going to greedily rape us for an additional $240, I would have simply gone with a reputable airline like JetBlue. We only saved about $100 by using Bob’s Discount Airlines (AirTran).
To add insult to injury:
The flight was grossly overbooked, so while boarding the plane they were looking for people to fly out late that night… Sorry, not a chance buddy.
Additionally, the Boeing 717-200 appeared to be so poorly maintained, that I was a bit apprehensive to board the aircraft (and I’ve been on plenty of military aircraft).
Once aboard the plane, everything appeared dirty (think early days of Southwest Airlines, then add a layer of filth). The seats were so uncomfortable that I actually checked to see if there was a cushion. There was fabric on my seat, but it appeared to just be over hard plastic. Obviously there were no TVs or anything for the kids.
The tray tables didn’t work. When the lady brought juice around for the kids, they couldn’t set the juice on the table without it sliding off. Being disgruntled, I said to the kids ,”don’t worry if the juice falls off because the plane is broken. The lady will come and clean it up for us.” But, before I could watch the kids spill their juice, the lady next to Lisa bumped her tray and the whole thing collapsed spilling soda all over her lap.
Ultimately we arrived at our destination and the cruise should be much better. The juxtaposition of Disney customer service and my friend Ms Ortiz at AirTran should be comical. Never again will I travel AirTran, and I suggest anyone reading this stay far, far away. It’s just not worth the frustration.





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